Sunday, January 15, 2006
riley rants:what a bz day! kao, i tried doing a blogskin and html ALONE.
note to self: NEVER DO HTML AGAIN!
i almost died of a heart attack when the bg didnt wanna go to the color i chose. arghs! luckily shuwei is here to save the day. lols. tht sounds lyke the powerpuff gers. =.='' tdy jie's frd came. didnt really talk to him since i was in here pulling my hair out. den she went out to potato's hse cus her niece man yue. haiis. bored me. so sians. decided to watch mars agn. hehe. im thinking of trying out knight online. bryan says tht mmorpg game quite nice. shud i or shud i not?
choices choices. (: im currently doing a story abt ballet. hehe. ei, im doign alot of research on it okay! nt tht yahoo and google are actually cooperating happily with me... -grumbles okay lahs, i go check out wad ko is abt. bye bye ppl! (:
riley 'o5 // 2:53 AM
Saturday, January 14, 2006
riley rants:classrm number 2(:
uncle hung took my maths ws to copy and den i duno why, looked at his direction. den he was also lking at me. den guess what happened. OMFG IM LAUGHING AGN!!! AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jia min and him was playing with the correction tape thingy. den jia min made the wheel thingy in the correction tape pop out and on lh's face. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i started laughing like SIAO!!! laugh until gt tears lor! den his expression was so funny! he closed his eyes and started shaking his shoulders like controlling his laughter bt can see him smiling liao. den jia min oso laughing. den duncan say i siao. u den siao arhs! den jy ask me wad happened i tol her den she was like, "huh, so wad?" den javier ask den i tol him den he started laughing. den i started laughing agn and banged my head on the table cus i wanted to stop as my stomach was aching frm all the laughter. i turned in lh's direction agn and den he was like, "you laugh sumore! u laugh sumore i throw this at u!" which made me laugh even more. den he threw at me and i was laughing too hard to dodge so he hit me. i threw back bt my hand was shaking too much so i missed. den he started throwing correction tape stuffs at me. i started laughing EVEN MORE.hahahah!!!!!! ok, enuf
after sch he threw his bag at me cus i hit him on the head with my consent form WHICH WASNT EVEN PAINFUL OKAY! ITS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER! WHAT HURT WOULD IT GIVE SOMEONE?! den he was so angry he followed jy, shuwei and me along the corridor. "you hit me on the head too many tymes already!" den he took out this bk and i was like, "OH SHIT RUN!" i ran and den he threw his bag at me. so heavy can! i swear my mp3 if kena hit will die de lors! and it was inside my bag!!! he threw den ys threw. and i was,"ei! 2 against one!" i jump stairs all the way dwn. lh threw his bag down the stairs and two chers looked at him. den i said, "hey lend me ur bag. im nt gonna throw it. i swear" den he said, "right! you're gonna step on it. i know you too well!" i was like thinking, HUH, you know me well? my foot! put form already den i walk towards my bus. i know dey following. tyring to ambush me. wahhaa, nt so easy! i knew it so i ran den ys threw his bag at me. his okay lahs, nt so heavy. den my secret attack. muahaha. i took our my water bottle and sprayed ys. den i sprayed lh den i ran up my bus. den he put dwn his bag, took out his metal waterbottle i started to say "oh lucky me!" den he said, "u lucky!" he took his bag and walked awy cus ys was calling. b4 tht i yelled, "mother fucker lahs u!" den this auntie nearby looked at me i was like, "oops..." den he pointed middle finger at me i point back, sticking out my tongue. he said, "you do tht agn and i chop off ur tongue!" i did it agn. he didnt chop it off. (:
i think this is all toodles ppl of the wrld! (:
riley 'o5 // 4:07 AM
riley rants:cant think of any other witty stuffs for the dummies guide. i swear i'll do it... someday.hehe
anw, i wanna blog abt ytd. arghhs.
mdm toh nv come so we did quite alot of wrk...
-Science Worksheet(oh god, this was terror)
-Copy Model Composition (shawn and i started competing on who did it first. I won!)
-Maths about Algebra(okay, i basically copied all of these. Well, i followed uncle hung's example!)
i think this is all. is this all? yeah this is all. lols. den cus aftr social studies the last 3 periods all mdm toh. den she nv come so relief come lahs. i very pei fu uncle hung, dad etc. cus dey can walk here walk dere cher see dey dun care. pro pro. den dey started changing seats.
BEFORE(:
AFTER(:
i know i know. there are two see yees. no, he's not teleporting here and there. he was sitting at the lil space with yousheng and darryl (see yee is SUCH a bootlicker. okay, i have my proof.) den was forced to go back to his original place cus ms ng tol him cannt sit lidat. *quan min was sitting at his place but quickly changed in order to not create any disruption.
so lh started changing den see yee changed den javier changed den i changed den jy changed. i changed to darryl's seat den all the 3 guys were like, "ei! tht's darryl's seat you noe! yada yada" started complaining abt how i wasent allowed to sit dere. blah blah blahs. whatever and ever ok? =.='' den i changed to javier's place and he changed to darryl's place agn. den lh started whispering into his ear. i know his trying to get me back to my seat and i was like thinking, "nt so easy. so obvious you expect me to fall fr it?" den lh went back to his changed seat and kept saying, "javier!!!" den he adverted his eyes to me den he urged him agn. den javier finally said, "ei, matilda i exchange seat with u" den i "duwan!" i knew lh was irritated and pissed off. muahaha! matilda strikes agn.(: den jy changed to lh's seat and lh was, "oei!" and started giving off really weird sounds like, "oh god, oh my. im dead. jinx..." ^.- den he started pulling at his face and evrybody was likee rofl!!! i started giggling so hard. even NOW im giggling! hahaha!!!! den aftr tht i started bugging him and he said, "OKAY LAHS! let her sit dere lahs!" den we all yay!!! den he took his bag, ms ng came in. he "uh oh" expression. den i hehe at him. den ms ng tell jy and me to go dwn and get science 3A bks. we took, went up and ms ng said sumthing REALLY weird. "wonderful!" den i go sit down den she said, "frm the firz day i saw her i knew she was wonderful!" in my head i was repeating, "wth?!" over and over agn. den during tht tyme jy and i was doing our science ws. javier was just basically copying. (: den jy ask me (-giggle!!!) if eel lays eggs. den i "err, yeah i think so." so i ask lh fr comfirmation. i started whispering to him and he gave me a "huh?" look. I rolled my eyes and den scribbled on a piece on paper. EEL LAY EGGS ISIT?!"
looked sth lidat.(:
den he tol me aftr sch dat tht looked like "i lay eggs right?" AND I WAS LIKE WTH LAHS! NT FUNnY... im gonna make another new post. too long already, this one
editor's note: OOPS! i frgot the tcher's desk =x
riley 'o5 // 3:08 AM
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
riley rants:Dummys (Dummies) Guide to Surviving Boredom; in schoolThis is USELESS at home okay. But don't go trying if you have a weak heart or a small brain.
1) If you don't know this, you suck. -- Hide a book in your textbook.
important!!!!: Flip to a few pages
before the page that your teacher wants you to read/listen.
If the teacher tells you to put down your textbk, just put it down but flip to the same page of your handy-dandy partner (; Next, when she goes on with her incessent talking, you prop your book between your table and your lap. Trust me, she won't notice.
2) Keep a handy-dandy rough notebook with you.
IMPORTANT!!! PLEASEEEE...
don't go taking a brand new notebook. When you're bored AND if you're seated near the back and if the dustbin's near you, tear out pages from your notebook and crumple them up. When you're bored, just aim into the dustbin. Don't worry about littering, you can always pick them up later! The teacher won't catch you.
3) Start fooling around with the people beside/in front of you. You can easily just start talking and shut up when the teacher glares at you. Smile sweetly at her/him. Easiest way to let them go back to talking.
More tmr(:
It's always best to have a fat/big boy/girl in front of you. Helps to block(: This is just for entertaiment purposes. DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE!!!
riley 'o5 // 4:49 AM
riley rants:AHHHH!!! im sickk!!! damniation! and tdy lh try to kick moii agn. tell u wad okays, HE MISSED! WAHAHAHA. iie still as tyco as ever. thank you thank you.(:
arghs, fkn mother telling miie to get off.
riley 'o5 // 2:58 AM
Sunday, January 08, 2006
riley rants:miie jie iish now callin me rajajaja locker.
wow wee. wad a b-e-a-utiful name!
=.='' i always thought tht dennis and she were weird. turned out she REALLY IS. she's hooked onto o2-jam now ever since she saw me playing it. and i was like, oh so now you like it.
i fergot wad iie wanted to write. wth. stm. hehe. my dog is uber cute canx?!! -smiles at it
riley 'o5 // 2:54 AM
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Riley rants:My mom helped me do some of the hungry ghost festival project weirded out thingy so its like, viola, beautiful!!! (: its full tissue paper ghosts. haha. anws, wonder wad happen to ah kong. thinkk its chicken pox. alrighty, better not waste tyme here. i totally frgot wad i wanted to blog abt.
ahha
p.s. iie borrowed the show frm jie ying. rawks man, his songs! ^^
riley 'o5 // 4:24 AM
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
riley rants:hehe. im blogging agn so i can not slp and talk to kor at the same tyme. bryan is gonna lend me the series of unfortunate events tmr. and im staying back. do project with jy with the weird race thingy. anw, i gtg. cus sis nid use. haiiz.
6/9 turned out into a sucky class. would not if:
the two gers didnt join
coconut went awy
see yee went awy
5/9'o5 fam was sitting tghter.
riley 'o5 // 5:46 AM
Monday, January 02, 2006
riley rants:i came bck frm m'sia ytd. it was quite fun bt ben and clara were annoying. tdy sch reopen den jie woke up at abt 5.15am i thinkk, forcing me to wake up at 5.30am. so i had 45mins more to slp, bt i didnt, so i read 8-days. hehe. den i went tuu sch and hor, i found out tht gt 2 new gers come frm other sch come into our class. and i was like, damn it! dunno why see their face lyke bu shuang bu shuang one. den dey lk like dey bu shuang us. i was like thinking, u bu shuang us arhx, geddout lahx! knn... den i sat with jie ying and shuwei was 1 seat awy frm us. lh and javier were SUPPOSED to sit behind us de. bt ah kong nv come. dajie say his xin zhang bing bao fa, so staying in hospital. bt i thinkk he tmr coming hme ler bahx. "hme". at firz, i was very happy with my wei zi, cus like, pratically our whole 5/9 fam was sitting in tht grp. den mdm toh go change the hui qi and hui w/e her fucking name is so jy sit nxt to tht hui w/e and i sit nxt to hui qi. bt lucky jon was dere. can entertain me. (: den dat hui qi ger nv talk de lor! so boringgx. den cannt sit with my 5/9 fam. damn u mdm toh. firz im still monitress, den i get to sit with stupid hui qi. oh, umm... JOY!!! like reall. gawd, i miss ah kong man. so boring without him. haiis.
dajie gt her moto v3 ler. unfaiir! nw she gt 2 lines lor!!! tdy go sch act so guai lan liao, we two. den ree kee bluff me lorx! say he going to 6/9 diz yr, in the end still stay at 6/8. humji la he! im not happy with me day!!! here, i would learn a dennis phrase.
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GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!!!
riley 'o5 // 10:32 PM
